Monday, August 1, 2011

QQ I - 2011

I remember growing up and attending a baptist church. Sometimes, as light would stream through the stained glass windows the hue would be reverential and fitting for the chorus of voices that sang 'there is a name I long to hear, the sweetest name I know.' Today, I find that for every name you love to hear, there are some that you dislike hearing as much as having a tooth pulled out without novacane, sleeping in a humid tent on rocky ground, chewing on a bone when eating a burger or trying to shave your head with an electric set of clippers while sweating.

After seeing how hot cheese looks after it cools, I have second thoughts on eating it anymore.

Being without a voice is like being an illiterate mute - getting your point out is harder than finding an audience that understands it.

Its harder to say no, when everyone is used to hearing you say yes.

I wish I had a million dollar talent.

I would like to eat carbs!

I wonder how the Man vs. Food host's cholesterol level measures to that of Andrew Zimmern.

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